"How to Sew Fast" is my personal favorite! It reads: "The Daredevil Seamstress Speaks: Ample Annie says, 'In order to sew fast....
1. Turn off all music, TV, and radio noise while cutting out a pattern - that is when you need to concentrate.
2. Turn on a speedy banjo or intense Beethoven music when sewing.
3. Take the telephone off the hook until you are ready to do handwork.
4. Drink coffee with sugar or eat cookies for energy."
Cookies?! WHAT. I'm in!